Statue fucking. They never talked about that in any of my art history classes. (Though there was some pretty crazy stuff covered in the modern art class… Performance artists, man.) I feel like I should make some kind of Twilight joke here, but… Too easy? Too easy. Continue reading Statue fucking?
So, I posted a tweet today about how disgusted I am that I know who Adam Lambert is. (I have a deep and abiding hatred of American Idol.) A half hour later? @lambertfans is following @clubjade. Uh, no. Continue reading Don’t automate your Twitter
The McGangBang, an unholy union of fast food sandwiches. Ahh, America. (via) Continue reading Today in internet randomness
Woman calls 911 over McNuggets. “This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one.” Continue reading The WTF files
Well, okay, three: Haesindang Penis Park. Yes. Exactly. (via) Continue reading There are no words
You know what movie absolutely does not require a remake? The Crow. Every little suburban Cobain-mourning chump I knew in high school loved that movie like it was the second coming and I WILL HAVE NONE OF IT. Continue reading For fuck’s sake