The seventh Star Wars film is so, so close: The official American release date for The Force Awakens is December 18, 2015. And with that in mind, I have a guide for the casual – maybe lapsed? – fan. This … Continue reading A no-bullshit primer to the new (and old) Star Wars
I wrote a post, it got popular, and now I have more thoughts. Continue reading On Star Wars, Mara Jade, and generations
I hear they’re thinking about making another one. Continue reading Hyperventilating
We’re in the runup to the 10th anniversary of The Phantom Menace, the film that changed Star Wars forever, and I barely remember a thing about it. Continue reading 15 years past The Phantom Menace and my story is still boring
I may or may not have scared some sensitive menfolk with my response to the Star Wars casting on Tuesday, so I suppose it’s only fitting that today is the 10th anniversary of Mean Girls. The connection is tenuous, but as we said in my generation’s most influential high school movie, whatever. Continue reading On Wednesdays we forget to wear pink
Friday, the WB announced that Jesse Eisenberg had been cast as Lex Luthor for 2015’s Man of Steel sequel and many fans were not pleased. Granted, things weren’t nearly as venomous as they were back when the WB announced that … Continue reading Fancasting: How about we not?